Poor Blondes

Nope friends, that plate is not upside down. They stamped it like that. Couldn't help but I had to post this.
(insert your favorite blond joke here)

So this blonde walks into a bar, not quick enough to duck.

Blonde woman driving along and sees another blonde girl in the middle of a field rowing a boat. She decides to stop and let that dumb blonde have it about being dumb. "Why are you out there in a boat like that rowing! It's dumb blondes like you that give the rest of us a bad reputation! Boy, If I knew how to swim, I'd come out there and beat you for being an idiot ! !

This Kid knows were the safety is.

Look at the soldier standing upright and alert while everyone else runs. Adding to the chaos of the bombing which killed at least 21 people and injured at least 66 was a shooter, maybe targeting people in the crowd. Amid all the Iraqis who are running from the gunfire was a U.S. soldier, standing tall and looking in the direction of the gunshots, not looking for cover.



The first picture shows it all. The kid's face shows he is scared to death, and he's running to the safest spot he can find: this soldier who stands between him and danger. It would be difficult to stage a picture that provides a more potent metaphor for the role played by United States in this wretched world.



Hey "Media", where is the story on this photo set? Why can't we see the positive things going on in Iraq. Oh yeah, That Liberal Media. Too Bad.

The "Exile" "Fat Tracker"

I Really, Really, Really, Really, Really want one of these. "She" says fine but she wants an H-2 first. Sucks. Probably have to ride this to save the fuel and keep her H-2 full. Oh well, the cross I'll have to bear.

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The Most Meta Internet Video Ever

You've seen cats flushing toilets, Will Ferrell and his toddler/landlord, North Korean prisoners dancing, and hot babes hosting gadget shows. But wait, and we mean wait, until you've seen this!

How Bluetooth got it's name.

Oh yeah, so according to my younger brother I am full of valid but useless information. I think it is all interesting but he doesn't seem to see the relevance. So today I was explaining where Bluetooth technology got it's name. When all of the different companies of the info-tech world were developing this short range, low power, RF connectivity there was a meeting in Sweden among all of the R&D guys. It came down to the guys at Intel to give the multi-company project a codename. The head decided to borrow the name of the 10th Century, second King of Denmark, King Harold Bluetooth. He was famous for uniting Scandinavia during that time and it fit since thtechnology was going to unite the PC and Cellular telecom worlds.
That is the short story. I also have been accused of over-explaining theory's by the same said brother. So there you go, a little party information for the next stand-around and look at everyone type of party.
(And by the way, it was also reminded that I did receive 3 points higher than Aunt-Knows-more-than-most on one of those internet I.Q. tests)
And we lost our softball game last weekend. Puts us 1-3-0 for the season.

Some people buy anything

Found a few things around the way.

Yeah, SO STOP YELLING AT ME ! ! !














Peep Show. Watch out for this one.