"Wheels" been influenced by the Middle East?

According to Wheel Of Fortune show runner Charlie Clark, vowel prices are not likely to come down anytime soon unless America improves its standing in the Middle East.

Really? Now we have to ask permission from the world regarding our game shows? Well it seems maybe Messiah Jesus H. Obama can get the Middle East to "allow" us to use vowels in our game shows. That's as good a reason to vote for him as any other. It shouldn't be too big a trouble since he will already be asking them for permission to allow Americans to eat what they want. Maybe he can slip that request between what size vehicles we should drive and what temperature we should keep our houses at?

Then we have Clinton, in her infinite wisdom, "Let's give a "gas tax holiday" and then let the [Horrible Nasty Inconsiderate Environment raping] Big Oil companies pay it. Wow, they just don't get it.

I've been there.

Mariah Carey reportedly demanded a guarded private toilet during her wedding reception.

The ‘Touch My Body’ singer - who secretly married rapper Nick Cannon in the Bahamas on April 30 - is said to have specifically asked for the exclusive facilities at Los Angeles’ Six Flags Magic Mountain Theme Park on Tuesday night.

You know, normally I tend to get a little riled up at the pampering of celebrities, but if I was rich, I swear to God I would have bodyguards with me just to stand outside while I did the doody. There is NO more vulnerable time for a human being than when they’re squatting. Think about it, take the most badass person you can think of, Chuck Norris, Bruce lee, whoever. Then imagine you attacking them right in the middle of them dropping a deuce. Yeah, that’s right, you probably win that fight because NO ONE, not Norris, not Lee, wants to get up from the pot while they have a turd-ass. So basically, I feel Mariah on this one.

Happy Mothers Day

Oh yeah, Happy Mothers day to everyone out there. Got a little link for ya.

thingsididlastnight.com

Good Night.

#2

Yeah, so it's been a while.

Anyway, we have been lazy about posting here (actually #1 and #3 are no help at all). Been trying to decide what to write so I may just ramble on here for a minuet.
Oh yeah, Santiago, first known as Roberto, was caught by "Sheriff Joe" and shipped off to Mexico. His cousin says not to expect him back. I am betting he will be at work on Monday. That whole Government site is a joke. Those who don't know, the government set up a website to verify all new hire employees resident documentation. Everyone we hire has to go through this. Roberto gave us his information and after running the SS# comes back there is a problem. Now we have to fire him within 10 days unless he gets the SS# resolved. Comes back a few days later, now he's named Santiago. This paperwork runs through the system and comes back good. Whatever.
This stupid site is as big a joke as the administrations "attempt" on border security.

Anyway, we are going to the lake for mothers day, Yes it was the wife's idea. not mine. I will not argue with her though (being the good husband I am). This will be of course after lunch with my mom. Well I am off to get things done here. Oh yeah, I have to post a few of the projects that #3 and I have been building. That will come soon.

Oblivious to reality

The details are a bit sketchy since I don't have the email anymore, but you'll get the gist of it.

So I get an email from a friend and she says, "You have to read this." Apparently her boss is active in the political world and has an opportunity to go to Washington D.C. for some seminar or something. He sends an email out to his company asking for money for a plane ticket. He mentions that even 5 or 10 dollars will help out. He also says that by helping him get to D.C. the contributors will "help do some good in the country."

Now, I'm all about helping someone get somewhere if they are in a competition and need to get somewhere and they really don't have the money. But you expect that someone who is your boss, and obviously makes more than everyone else could get enough money to get a plane ticket that would be at the most $600. As you can assume there was a bunch of funny emails and messages back at him, and the best part is, the boss couldn't figure out why everyone was laughing about it. I think he needs to think that through the next time he asks for something like that.

Perspective Thought

This is primarily about perspective.

Got a job? Actually, no you don’t. Your EMPLOYER has a job. He pays you to do it. You can’t give the job to someone else, therefore it is not yours. Your employer can give your job to someone else therefore, you are a place keeper. Remember that. Often, someone else can keep the same place as effectively. Or more.

Your life is the same thing. It is allotted to you by the Creator. You cannot give it to someone else, for you do not own it. The creator owns it. You are just using it. You are just the tenant.

Interesting from that perspective, is it not?

Poor Blondes

Nope friends, that plate is not upside down. They stamped it like that. Couldn't help but I had to post this.
(insert your favorite blond joke here)

So this blonde walks into a bar, not quick enough to duck.

Blonde woman driving along and sees another blonde girl in the middle of a field rowing a boat. She decides to stop and let that dumb blonde have it about being dumb. "Why are you out there in a boat like that rowing! It's dumb blondes like you that give the rest of us a bad reputation! Boy, If I knew how to swim, I'd come out there and beat you for being an idiot ! !

This Kid knows were the safety is.

Look at the soldier standing upright and alert while everyone else runs. Adding to the chaos of the bombing which killed at least 21 people and injured at least 66 was a shooter, maybe targeting people in the crowd. Amid all the Iraqis who are running from the gunfire was a U.S. soldier, standing tall and looking in the direction of the gunshots, not looking for cover.



The first picture shows it all. The kid's face shows he is scared to death, and he's running to the safest spot he can find: this soldier who stands between him and danger. It would be difficult to stage a picture that provides a more potent metaphor for the role played by United States in this wretched world.



Hey "Media", where is the story on this photo set? Why can't we see the positive things going on in Iraq. Oh yeah, That Liberal Media. Too Bad.

The "Exile" "Fat Tracker"

I Really, Really, Really, Really, Really want one of these. "She" says fine but she wants an H-2 first. Sucks. Probably have to ride this to save the fuel and keep her H-2 full. Oh well, the cross I'll have to bear.

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The Most Meta Internet Video Ever

You've seen cats flushing toilets, Will Ferrell and his toddler/landlord, North Korean prisoners dancing, and hot babes hosting gadget shows. But wait, and we mean wait, until you've seen this!

How Bluetooth got it's name.

Oh yeah, so according to my younger brother I am full of valid but useless information. I think it is all interesting but he doesn't seem to see the relevance. So today I was explaining where Bluetooth technology got it's name. When all of the different companies of the info-tech world were developing this short range, low power, RF connectivity there was a meeting in Sweden among all of the R&D guys. It came down to the guys at Intel to give the multi-company project a codename. The head decided to borrow the name of the 10th Century, second King of Denmark, King Harold Bluetooth. He was famous for uniting Scandinavia during that time and it fit since thtechnology was going to unite the PC and Cellular telecom worlds.
That is the short story. I also have been accused of over-explaining theory's by the same said brother. So there you go, a little party information for the next stand-around and look at everyone type of party.
(And by the way, it was also reminded that I did receive 3 points higher than Aunt-Knows-more-than-most on one of those internet I.Q. tests)
And we lost our softball game last weekend. Puts us 1-3-0 for the season.

Some people buy anything

Found a few things around the way.

Yeah, SO STOP YELLING AT ME ! ! !














Peep Show. Watch out for this one.

Fake illegal Alien ID card. Just a reminder to those who would require such documentation, No matter how much you love your girlfriend there is no room for her in your ID photos. Just a reminder.
(If you are in the picture and want it removed let us know. We will remove it right away.)

Our opening Blog

Hello there World. I guess since I initiated it, I will give the introductions. We are the 3 Munchkins. We were bequeathed such quite some time ago. Every time we were together that was the name rather than trying to holler each name in succession. Eventually we were all strewn across the country with parents. We have finally been reunited here in the Valley of the Sun, and back up to our shenanigans.

This site will kind of be our shaking out and a record of exploits as well as link things we find around the way that we thought were . . . . Anyway, that was a quick what's-it for us and hopefully we will be able to create an entertaining place for people to read what we are up to.

And oh yeah, In the comments I am sure you will find Aunt Know-it-all correcting our word usage and fixing factual data that we might put incorrect. (Whatever)

Thanks for reading.

Tj