"Wheels" been influenced by the Middle East?

According to Wheel Of Fortune show runner Charlie Clark, vowel prices are not likely to come down anytime soon unless America improves its standing in the Middle East.

Really? Now we have to ask permission from the world regarding our game shows? Well it seems maybe Messiah Jesus H. Obama can get the Middle East to "allow" us to use vowels in our game shows. That's as good a reason to vote for him as any other. It shouldn't be too big a trouble since he will already be asking them for permission to allow Americans to eat what they want. Maybe he can slip that request between what size vehicles we should drive and what temperature we should keep our houses at?

Then we have Clinton, in her infinite wisdom, "Let's give a "gas tax holiday" and then let the [Horrible Nasty Inconsiderate Environment raping] Big Oil companies pay it. Wow, they just don't get it.

I've been there.

Mariah Carey reportedly demanded a guarded private toilet during her wedding reception.

The ‘Touch My Body’ singer - who secretly married rapper Nick Cannon in the Bahamas on April 30 - is said to have specifically asked for the exclusive facilities at Los Angeles’ Six Flags Magic Mountain Theme Park on Tuesday night.

You know, normally I tend to get a little riled up at the pampering of celebrities, but if I was rich, I swear to God I would have bodyguards with me just to stand outside while I did the doody. There is NO more vulnerable time for a human being than when they’re squatting. Think about it, take the most badass person you can think of, Chuck Norris, Bruce lee, whoever. Then imagine you attacking them right in the middle of them dropping a deuce. Yeah, that’s right, you probably win that fight because NO ONE, not Norris, not Lee, wants to get up from the pot while they have a turd-ass. So basically, I feel Mariah on this one.

Happy Mothers Day

Oh yeah, Happy Mothers day to everyone out there. Got a little link for ya.

thingsididlastnight.com

Good Night.

#2

Yeah, so it's been a while.

Anyway, we have been lazy about posting here (actually #1 and #3 are no help at all). Been trying to decide what to write so I may just ramble on here for a minuet.
Oh yeah, Santiago, first known as Roberto, was caught by "Sheriff Joe" and shipped off to Mexico. His cousin says not to expect him back. I am betting he will be at work on Monday. That whole Government site is a joke. Those who don't know, the government set up a website to verify all new hire employees resident documentation. Everyone we hire has to go through this. Roberto gave us his information and after running the SS# comes back there is a problem. Now we have to fire him within 10 days unless he gets the SS# resolved. Comes back a few days later, now he's named Santiago. This paperwork runs through the system and comes back good. Whatever.
This stupid site is as big a joke as the administrations "attempt" on border security.

Anyway, we are going to the lake for mothers day, Yes it was the wife's idea. not mine. I will not argue with her though (being the good husband I am). This will be of course after lunch with my mom. Well I am off to get things done here. Oh yeah, I have to post a few of the projects that #3 and I have been building. That will come soon.