Tuesday, March 25, 2008

Oblivious to reality

The details are a bit sketchy since I don't have the email anymore, but you'll get the gist of it.

So I get an email from a friend and she says, "You have to read this." Apparently her boss is active in the political world and has an opportunity to go to Washington D.C. for some seminar or something. He sends an email out to his company asking for money for a plane ticket. He mentions that even 5 or 10 dollars will help out. He also says that by helping him get to D.C. the contributors will "help do some good in the country."

Now, I'm all about helping someone get somewhere if they are in a competition and need to get somewhere and they really don't have the money. But you expect that someone who is your boss, and obviously makes more than everyone else could get enough money to get a plane ticket that would be at the most $600. As you can assume there was a bunch of funny emails and messages back at him, and the best part is, the boss couldn't figure out why everyone was laughing about it. I think he needs to think that through the next time he asks for something like that.

Perspective Thought

This is primarily about perspective.

Got a job? Actually, no you don’t. Your EMPLOYER has a job. He pays you to do it. You can’t give the job to someone else, therefore it is not yours. Your employer can give your job to someone else therefore, you are a place keeper. Remember that. Often, someone else can keep the same place as effectively. Or more.

Your life is the same thing. It is allotted to you by the Creator. You cannot give it to someone else, for you do not own it. The creator owns it. You are just using it. You are just the tenant.

Interesting from that perspective, is it not?

Thursday, March 20, 2008

Poor Blondes

Nope friends, that plate is not upside down. They stamped it like that. Couldn't help but I had to post this.
(insert your favorite blond joke here)

So this blonde walks into a bar, not quick enough to duck.

Blonde woman driving along and sees another blonde girl in the middle of a field rowing a boat. She decides to stop and let that dumb blonde have it about being dumb. "Why are you out there in a boat like that rowing! It's dumb blondes like you that give the rest of us a bad reputation! Boy, If I knew how to swim, I'd come out there and beat you for being an idiot ! !

Thursday, March 13, 2008

This Kid knows were the safety is.

Look at the soldier standing upright and alert while everyone else runs. Adding to the chaos of the bombing which killed at least 21 people and injured at least 66 was a shooter, maybe targeting people in the crowd. Amid all the Iraqis who are running from the gunfire was a U.S. soldier, standing tall and looking in the direction of the gunshots, not looking for cover.



The first picture shows it all. The kid's face shows he is scared to death, and he's running to the safest spot he can find: this soldier who stands between him and danger. It would be difficult to stage a picture that provides a more potent metaphor for the role played by United States in this wretched world.



Hey "Media", where is the story on this photo set? Why can't we see the positive things going on in Iraq. Oh yeah, That Liberal Media. Too Bad.

Wednesday, March 12, 2008

The "Exile" "Fat Tracker"




I Really, Really, Really, Really, Really want one of these. "She" says fine but she wants an H-2 first. Sucks. Probably have to ride this to save the fuel and keep her H-2 full. Oh well, the cross I'll have to bear.

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The Most Meta Internet Video Ever

The Most Meta Internet Video Ever

You've seen cats flushing toilets, Will Ferrell and his toddler/landlord, North Korean prisoners dancing, and hot babes hosting gadget shows. But wait, and we mean wait, until you've seen this!



Monday, March 10, 2008

How Bluetooth got it's name.


Oh yeah, so according to my younger brother I am full of valid but useless information. I think it is all interesting but he doesn't seem to see the relevance. So today I was explaining where Bluetooth technology got it's name. When all of the different companies of the info-tech world were developing this short range, low power, RF connectivity there was a meeting in Sweden among all of the R&D guys. It came down to the guys at Intel to give the multi-company project a codename. The head decided to borrow the name of the 10th Century, second King of Denmark, King Harold Bluetooth. He was famous for uniting Scandinavia during that time and it fit since thtechnology was going to unite the PC and Cellular telecom worlds.
That is the short story. I also have been accused of over-explaining theory's by the same said brother. So there you go, a little party information for the next stand-around and look at everyone type of party.
(And by the way, it was also reminded that I did receive 3 points higher than Aunt-Knows-more-than-most on one of those internet I.Q. tests)
And we lost our softball game last weekend. Puts us 1-3-0 for the season.

Friday, March 7, 2008

Some people buy anything

Found a few things around the way.


Yeah, SO STOP YELLING AT ME ! ! !














Peep Show. Watch out for this one.

Wednesday, March 5, 2008


Fake illegal Alien ID card. Just a reminder to those who would require such documentation, No matter how much you love your girlfriend there is no room for her in your ID photos. Just a reminder.
(If you are in the picture and want it removed let us know. We will remove it right away.)

Our opening Blog

Hello there World. I guess since I initiated it, I will give the introductions. We are the 3 Munchkins. We were bequeathed such quite some time ago. Every time we were together that was the name rather than trying to holler each name in succession. Eventually we were all strewn across the country with parents. We have finally been reunited here in the Valley of the Sun, and back up to our shenanigans.

This site will kind of be our shaking out and a record of exploits as well as link things we find around the way that we thought were . . . . Anyway, that was a quick what's-it for us and hopefully we will be able to create an entertaining place for people to read what we are up to.

And oh yeah, In the comments I am sure you will find Aunt Know-it-all correcting our word usage and fixing factual data that we might put incorrect. (Whatever)

Thanks for reading.

Tj