Mariah Carey reportedly demanded a guarded private toilet during her wedding reception.
The ‘Touch My Body’ singer - who secretly married rapper Nick Cannon in the Bahamas on April 30 - is said to have specifically asked for the exclusive facilities at Los Angeles’ Six Flags Magic Mountain Theme Park on Tuesday night.
You know, normally I tend to get a little riled up at the pampering of celebrities, but if I was rich, I swear to God I would have bodyguards with me just to stand outside while I did the doody. There is NO more vulnerable time for a human being than when they’re squatting. Think about it, take the most badass person you can think of, Chuck Norris, Bruce lee, whoever. Then imagine you attacking them right in the middle of them dropping a deuce. Yeah, that’s right, you probably win that fight because NO ONE, not Norris, not Lee, wants to get up from the pot while they have a turd-ass. So basically, I feel Mariah on this one.
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